sphanking

While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.

by vtamps August 17, 2016

shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016

Shiuking

When you shit and puke at the same time.

He must be really sick, he is shiuking

by god_of_art May 17, 2016

Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.

Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?

by datru3th September 23, 2016

Shining the soldier

Another phrase for having a wank

Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.

Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!

by Natures Glue October 11, 2016

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018