parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

Squid

A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.

If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.

by Scorp-ion May 29, 2007

squid ass

anyone or anything walking biking, roller blading, scootering, diving, crawling, selling blood, or drugs on the street/sidewalk/pavement. Generally you would yell it at them from your vehical as you driveby.

LF:"FA fat ass, SA squid ass."

Taylor Swift talking to Dennis Lynn: "I just ran over 5 squid asses with my black hummer 3rd series."
Dennis:"ShoundsH like a buncha shquid ashes to me! MONROE DOCTRINE!"

by Dennis Lynn June 13, 2008

Squid

a US Naval Academy Midshipman

USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"

by CDT B January 24, 2009

shit squid

A white girl that likes Latino men. Similar to a mud shark.

Cassa keeps sending nudes to that Mexican guy. She's such a fucking shit squid.

by Ray Penn-Boyes November 12, 2015

squid

An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....

-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though

-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari

by ea June 9, 2004

Squid

A squid is a sea creature found in the sea. Also due to there slimy ways, you can call someone sneaky,or skeemish a squid. somthing like a snake or rat

**james steals corys gatorsauce**
Cory: "yooo was that my gaturade?"
James: "naah man its mine see!!"
Cory: "IT IS MINE YOU SQUID"

by finklespencer December 17, 2008