Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

Speaked

When your super tired and don't realize speaked isn't acctually a real word in the dictionary

Daniel: "hey been a while since we last speaked huh?"

Breanna: "speaked isn't a word stupid"

by Tired kirby boi November 30, 2019

Speaked

Spoke but more stupid.

Danny "been a while since we last speaked huh?"
Bre "that's not a word stupid."

by Tired kirby boi November 30, 2019

Speaker Approved

A variation on the phrase "Owner Approved" - heard in some automobile commercials.
It means that the person presently speaking wants you to know that they actually believe in the product or idea which is currently being discussed.

This ice-cream is excellent - I declare it Speaker Approved!

by Valorous Ignominy October 21, 2019

Speakaboo

When a sentence contains a hidden message that jumps out at you.

I was going to the store to get some milk when I heard a speakaboo; Epstein didn't kill himself!

by Bones McCrackin November 4, 2019

Spak

Slang term for the fluid the anus produces after a long period of anal sex

Sarah: God tony rammed me so hard that I was leaking spak all day.
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass

by Flipblipadipdip May 19, 2020

spakebar

A gay person who simps for everyone

Wow that dude's a gay simp he must be a spakebar

by Spakebar September 6, 2020