fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 05, 2017

Spear Chucker

A Negro Quarterback in the NFL or NCAA College Football.

We've got a Spear Chucker at Quarterback today.

by Grafton Reed March 31, 2022

spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.

Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.

by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016

Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Spearing

Spitting spearmint gum into a women’s stinky pussy to freshen it up

Anna’s pussy stinks I’m gonna be spearing her tonight

by poptarts69 December 15, 2024

landon spears

hes a dumbass but a good freind landon spears

landon spears is such a dumbass landon is a dick

by yuiy March 28, 2022

aliyah spears

best person ever, she’s legit so hot and sexy.

oh aliyah spears? hottest person alive.

by pissybaka June 08, 2021