Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

Spear

Spear is the type of guy who will always be there for you. He won’t let some dumb bitches ruin his day. He’s thoughtful and caring but honestly couldn’t give a fuck about your problems but he’ll pretend to. He never fucks around with a girls feelings but he’s horny 24/7. Spear won’t hesitate to do the dumbest shit just to make his friends laugh. This guy will forever love and care for you as long as you show the same affection towards him. This man gets so high he’s on another planet some times! Spear is the hype at a party and will always light up the room as soon as he walks into it! If you find yourself a Spear don’t let him go. Cherish that shit!

Imma go chill with Spear!

by Speargarden April 12, 2020

Spears

A regal and highly favored surname. Most with this name are exceptional and have very high standards

That girl has spears like qualities.

by kevroyh December 15, 2022

Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

Ms. Spears

A woman of great power, she’s the demon under your bed, if you even dare talk back to this woman you will die immediately

“Yo who’s that lady back there?”
“Her names Ms. Spears, I heard she’s a Demi god”
“Wow!”

by Daniela and Marco April 16, 2019

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

Britney Spears

Ouff, think lady is a bad bitch with attitude that everyone can dream about. Britney is the strongest woman in the world mentally and people is jealous of her.
#Freebritney

- I WANNA BE BRITNEY SPEARS
- Yeah bitch, everyone wants to.

by JJcatmajo November 23, 2021