Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

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Salmond

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016

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Salmonfeels

That feeling you get when: Thinking, Doing, Dreaming of Salmon Fishing. To be "Salmonfeels" is to be complete! Not for the faint of heart.

"Hey man, how do you feel after catching that fish?" - "Salmonfeels Steve, Salmonfeels"

by Salmonfeels July 1, 2016

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Solvon

Realest nigga on the block

Yo, Jerome be the Solvon.

by Solo711 November 4, 2016

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Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

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