Shank

verb

To go for a shit and get so bored you end up masturbating

"God i was on the toilet for so long yesterday i ended up having a shank"

"You were in the toilet for a very long time, were you shanking?"

by 3dd0 March 8, 2009

shank

a shank is a homemade device resembling a knife. You can fashion a shank out of many things, most commonly: glass shards

to shank someone means to stab them with a shank. Derived from prisons as inmates would make shanks by sharpening spoons or using a piece of broken glass and wrapping half with duct tape for a handle.

"Did you see that guys shank? He keeps it tucked in his sock."

"He shanked that mo-fo good!"

by Sheynk January 3, 2010

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

shank

to grab and twist someones nuts clean out of the sack.

please doc dont shank me im still young

by shanks are us November 20, 2003

shank

th process of partaking in a 'wank' whilst sat on the toilet, having a shit.

I can't wait to have a shank when I get home from work

by burns November 17, 2003

shank

To stab Someone Fast and or Repeatedly, Usually with a homemade knife/weapon known as a SHIV! A shiv is a weapon generally found in Jails.
COmmonShivs: Sharpend Toothbrush, Chicken Bone, Metal fastened to a stick, Screwdriver.

Hey, Dont make me SHANK you with my Chicken Shiv!

by Ty G April 13, 2008

shank

to stab with a knife

man am i gonna shank that jackie when i see her!

by natalie n May 18, 2008