snookies

i dont know, i think i made it up, cuz its not a word

sleepy makes up random words like snookies

by Lesalmon August 19, 2025

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025

Snook

Somebody one step down from a chook. This means friends, but not best friends. You speak to them often but you're not best pals.

"Okay snook, let's go to the mall!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

mr snoogs

A black cat that attacks the shit out of you when your just trying to pat him

Alex- "That little fucker bit me! I was just trying to pat him!"
Janey " That's my Mr Snoogs!"

by The_Def_Master. December 3, 2013

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Lilly snook

She is slag who had big b00bs and sends nudes to any person who asks she is loud and annoying she also thinks she is bad when she isn’t

Look here we go again lilly snook being a slag

by You basic wrivi girl April 13, 2020