smff

so much fucking fun

girl #1: "i am so excited for spring break!"
girl #2: "me too! it's going to be smff!"

by alicecullen April 8, 2009

dwight yokum shuffle

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.

Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.

by Darrel January 1, 2005

Scuffy

N. A very quick handjob that causes extreme chafing, usually done in filthy places.

Man 1: Hey I got a great scuffy behind that dumpster!

Man 2: Nice, do you need some lotion bro?

by Zacharias Goldsteinberg October 25, 2011

sluffing

1. to be behind

2. to fail due to lack of skill or concentration

1. Quit sluffing! We're gonna be late!

2. Bob tries to roll a joint but messes it up horribly.

Billy says "Aww dude your sluffing, how are we supposed to smoke that?"

by Billy McSideburn December 8, 2009

Every Day I'm shufflin'

Part of the Lyrics to Party Rock Anthem written by the famous LMFAO. Right after this is said starts the awesome shufflin' dance which was danced by the people who were taken over by the shuffling. Awesome people know the dance and can do it pretty well you would be crazy not to not know this dance. Other phrases that go with this would be: "Party Rock!", "Shake That!". You can also see the Kia Soul hamsters use this song in advertising their new lime green Kia Soul.

"Ever since that song came on, everyday they've been shufflin', Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody in the whole world!"

The Music video shows it all, from dancing people to dancing robots.

"What do you do when your alone?"
"Every Day I'm shufflin'!"
"Oh no! Not you, too!"

by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011

Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.

Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.

by Meddi January 20, 2009

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004