Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

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SLAM Squad

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.

Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.

by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019

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Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.

I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.

by NB11B April 26, 2021

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Gene-Slammed

Originated from the show Street shark. Gene slamming is when you beat someone in something like a videogame or the use of an ability in a video game. It can be used in the way the word rekt is used but Gene-Slammed sounds more radical

My Ultimate is ready time to get Gene-Slammed
I got the L piece to finish my line in tetris VS , time to get Gene-Slammed

by Shark Regy January 12, 2018

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