Vehicle Skiing

When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.

"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

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Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.

Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

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Related Words

Skying • skyin • blue skying • skin • Skiing • skin flute • skinch • skin dog • skin-flint • skin tags

Hotdog Skin

The type of skin pro wrestlers had in the 80’s and 90’s that resembled an uncooked hotdog.

Ron: Hey Bobby! Did you see that wrestling match between Flair and Hogan?

Bobby: Oh yeah! Both guys were so tan and oily with their hotdog skin!

by RBumgarner October 30, 2019

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When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky

Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020

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Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 10, 2020

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