Guy: I think a have a crush on Andy
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp
Are you a simp? You keep talking to her
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp
Are you a simp? You keep talking to her
by TearBerry February 22, 2022
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A simp is someone who is a beta male lacking self respect and choosing to settle second place in a woman's life. They're desperate horny individuals who are willing to do anything for a woman just so they can try to experience intercourse. They're virgins who have never experienced a relationship with women because they're viewed as unattractive by women or they're afraid to find a girlfriend themselves. So simps resort to throwing money to girls hoping that they would get a chance at receiving intercourse from someone. They're willing to go to extensive lengths by lowering their standards to rock bottom and seek intercourse with any woman regardless of how careless and irresponsible the woman is. Simps are overly submissive individuals who are willing to always favor a female in their life while receiving nothing in return over it. Simps are alright with having a one-sided relationship and that makes them easy prey for degenerate women who seek to freeride other men like the ones who do Onlyfans.
Jason: Hey, did you see Alex donate $10,000 to that twitch thot streamer?
Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.
Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.
by Sigma Male 907 February 26, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019
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Get the SIMP mug.Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020
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