Shootin' Cock

A male masturbating. Can also be used in the past tense, like Shot Cock.

Bill just shot cock 5 minutes ago.

by AwesomeX64 March 18, 2005

shooping

the act of taking someone's shoes off their feet without their consent and taking off in the opposite direction with said footwear

Omg that homeless man is shooping someone across the street!!!

by KittyKat63012 July 11, 2010

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

shottington

A female aged between 18 and 25. aka "shorty"

Sitting in our dorm:

Ramon: Look at the shottingtons walking by, wassup shottingtons?

by Soony Awlbahny October 1, 2009

Scooting Off

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

by CuervoJones August 18, 2010

Whisper shouting

Great way to think your yelling, when actually noboddy can hear you.......usually after many faild attempts at mouthing something.

Whisper shouter:
Hey going out today???

Reciever of whisper shout: What the heck is Bill whisper shouting over there??? I still can't tell.

by M_N_H!!QW August 25, 2009