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A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.
Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"

Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"
Sheetz by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009
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shmeeter 

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.
"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."
shmeeter by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004
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shmeedium 

very small clothing usually shirts
kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees
shmeedium by kipp June 10, 2003
"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"
Shmee by Ematalie Wheelsdale September 24, 2009

sheet wreckin 

A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.
Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)
sheet wreckin by Fannie Arbo September 23, 2010

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School
Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.
Shmeathead by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016

Sexcel Sheet 

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,
"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."
Sexcel Sheet by Elyse Black April 24, 2013