Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much

A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching

by Silverspit July 29, 2023

Little Scrunt

Boy who talks like a man yet who’s balls have not yet dropped

Dont listen to that little Scrunt he’s never even been with a woman yet. Let alone have his balls drop

by Greasy Snake September 15, 2023

Boston scrungler

A serial scrungler.

Friend one: “my buddy keeps scrungling me every time he sees me.”

Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”

by Scroodlee October 4, 2023

Chelsea scrounger

Apparent fans on Twitter who have a paid for blue tick and use Chelsea FC to boost their own interactions

Pys and Simon Phillips are always so negative. I don’t think they’re Chelsea supporters, they’re Chelsea scroungers

by CFCmason_1 August 29, 2025

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026