jessica simpson

the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense

jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton

by M. Ghandi May 15, 2006

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004

Cody Simpson

An Australian jerk who doesn't care bout anybody but his self.
He's REALLY cocky&concided. He needs a NEWS FLASH!
He also has a VERY small penis!
Also he cant dance for shizz nip.
But he is a really good singer,You should youtube him(:

Lucy: OMG! Cody Simpson is incredible! I would totallly date him!

Ashley: Eww. You can totally tell he's a heartbreaker!

by FishNipples July 28, 2011

skimps

Skimps is used to say that somthing isn't as cool as you thought is was.

"That movie was skimps....lets get the fuck outta here."
"Man there is like no money here...FUCKING SKIMPS!"
"We got the skimps of the food! What the fuck is this shit!"

by Jake.......A.K.A the Locness Monster December 29, 2005

scrimps

Food stamps.

Come on fool! Lets go to Papa Murphy's. I got me some scrimps today.

by Lazerlips October 31, 2009

The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.

Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!

by Brian August 4, 2004

jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads

jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin

by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005