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Travelling Vacuum salesman

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.
by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011
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That's a save

A phrase you say when saving some really good pornography for later.
"Oh wow that's hot, that's a save definitely."
by Gillian_Daemon January 5, 2019
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door to door salesman

A crap job that involves breaking into peoples' homes and offering them crap they don't want. This includes phony vacation offers, annoying election information, shady fundraisers, and fake IRS scams.

You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.

Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
As soon I was about to leave to get pizza, I got interrupted by a door to door salesman about a stupid fundraiser. I told him to back off.
by The Real Driller January 1, 2023
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upper deck save

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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sharnie save

sharnie save is the act/crime of pressing the save button on word or a similar program is often done by blonde dumb ginger gays or retards its not big its not cleer and its fucking annoying
generic lad: why the fuck are u attempting to sharnie save it makes u look like a dufus i hope u get molested by a fat hairy woman with a beard.

retard: duh!!! the more times i press the save button the better my work gets saved obviously.
by generic boy7 June 20, 2006
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God Save The Queen

Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
by MICHAEL MICHAEL April 23, 2006
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mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"
by Former student '05 May 3, 2005
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