samuel martinez

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
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Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
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Samuel L Jackson

actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.

Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'

Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane

"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction

"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft

Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"
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samuel james stuart

samuel is just a wonderfull person he is attractive that when ever woman walks parst the cum
omg samuel james stuart walked past me today and he is so wonderfull and attractive i came
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Ebenezer Samuel

a wanna be hot guy wants a gf is always horny oh even if he's a boy he's a hoe
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Samuel Austin

A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.
That guy is such a Samuel Austin!
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