Samanthas may seem cold or indifferent at first, but as you get to know them better, you’ll find that they are actually great to be around, funny and cheerful, dumber than you’d think, and often loyal to a fault. Samanthas tend to seem chill and indifferent but make no mistake, they are heavily scrutinising and judging your every action internally. Samanthas have also mastered the art of duality. Sometimes being the most upbeat person in the room and a moment later, brooding in a corner. Best to leave her be when she’s in her depressed state. Tip? Don’t piss off Samanthas, they’ve got sharp tongues and witty retorts so unless you want to take a major blow to your ego and self-esteem, keep them happy. Samanthas may not seem like it, but being over-thinkers, they are always preparing for the worst case scenario, and hence despite the optimistic appearance, honestly are quite pessimistic. They need a lil’ ray of sunshine in their life, and you could be theirs.
Person 1: “Hey have you seen Samantha?”
Person 2: “Yeah she was drinking Dettol back there a while ago!”
Person 1: “She needs help.”
Person 2: “Yeah she was drinking Dettol back there a while ago!”
Person 1: “She needs help.”
by proud_disgrace February 23, 2022
Get the Samanthamug. The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other
Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking
by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018
Get the Slimy Samanthamug. the most amazing person in the whole wide world, most beautiful smile especially with the braces nice style has pretty short hair loves her best friend to the moon and back always takes care of people around her before herself her mother and her best friend is the only thing that keeps her going every day she is a hard worker in school and the best person you’ll ever meet very trustworthy and honest.
by anonymous November 20, 2021
Get the Samanthamug. by MOLLIE 6969 July 9, 2021
Get the Samantha the firstmug. Person 1: "Wow, did you hear Samantha talk this morning?"
Person 2: "This morning?? She never shuts the hell up!"
Person 2: "This morning?? She never shuts the hell up!"
by opaldeath December 31, 2019
Get the Samanthamug. by twentychemicalpanickingwhores September 9, 2019
Get the samantha lakemug. by Antimick May 21, 2021
Get the Samanthamug.