when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.
by David Oliver March 17, 2004
Get the russian poolettemug. A Dirty Russian is a common college prank, in which human semen is used in place of creme in a sweet cocktail known as White Russian made from vodka, Kahlúa or other coffee liqueur such as Tia Maria, and milk or cream.
* Let the semen melt before mixing it in.
* It's a crime to put semen in someone's food without their permission.
* Let the semen melt before mixing it in.
* It's a crime to put semen in someone's food without their permission.
by fontendet December 23, 2010
Get the Dirty Russianmug. when a chick is sucking you off, another girl is to the right of you, and you pour vodka (high quality) into the woman's shaved vagina and procede to light it on fire. Once you are about to cum you use your penis as a fire extinguisher by jizzing all over her pussy.
last night i was running a train on this bitch, and her sister came in so i did a russian firecunt on that ho.
by raping rhino March 26, 2009
Get the Russian Firecuntmug. The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.
by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008
Get the Russian Handshakemug. A sex act involving a sexually frustrated man who has been teased for a justified amount of time (with blue balls) & a bottle of vodka.
Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.
Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.
This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.
Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.
This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
by Hoju October 7, 2019
Get the Russian Bluemug. When a Russian girl is sucking your cock, you say something that pisses her off and she responds by chomping your cock(wood) off.
Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.
by JUGGG!!!! April 15, 2019
Get the Russian Lumberjackmug. usually a term for a jewish man who usually disregards the rules of the old schmool. he usually sneaks snacks on yon kippur and eats cheeseburgers and bacon along with various non kosher delicasies. you may refer to him as the non jewish yet jewish renaissance man. he also has quite a big schlong.
by jaybeezy1234321234 October 11, 2009
Get the russian raphmug.