Host Roast

When you're hosting a party or event and you are stressed out

"Oh my god I don't think I bought enough serviettes Jenny is gonna think I'm incompetent"
"Dude chill you just got Host Roast"

by Bobby Kill August 4, 2017

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roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

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When a person (typically one who is underage) who is not permitted to smoke a cigarette for whatever reason believes is being watched by an individual who will bust him for his smoking, cups the cigarette for a long period of time.

Teenager #1: "We went out to smoke a butt and Josh just sat there roastin a stoge 'cuz he thought his mom was watchin him."
Teenager #2: "That kids mad sketchy. Let's smoke a bowl."
Teenager #1: "Ok."

by ARandomHeretic October 15, 2006

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Roast

A lesser known name for beef curtains. Another term for describing a girl that has beef curtains.

Alot of my buddies say pussy is pussy. But I never hook up with a girl if she has roast...

by NutsLike2LILAlmonds January 3, 2011

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Roastie

Roastie is an noun used to describe a woman whose genitals have somehow magically mutilated into an entirely different shape, resembling a sandwich, due to her having multiple sexual partners.

It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.

John: That female had sex with someone who isn't me! I bet she looks like a chicken sandwich down there from all the Chads she's fucking! Roastie slut!

Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.

by Cringe With Carro June 1, 2018

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