Rip a Grit

Smoke a cigarette.

DJ, A-Pac, and I are going to the park to "rip a grit."

by GJW314 June 28, 2010

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jackyl-ripping

Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.

It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.

by Jaunty Diggles March 27, 2020

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Rip cheeks

To take a dump, deficate.

"That Taco Bell went right through me, I'm gonna have to Rip Cheeks".

by Hopcorn August 4, 2020

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rip the jacker

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.

Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.

by Gone420 May 5, 2009

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rip the dream

A phrase used in only the most disappointing and dire situations by the legend Mark Ratajczak when the dream, has indeed, died. When spoken, the whole class holds a moment of silence

Student: "We lost the grand final by 1 point"
Rataz: "rip the dream"

by George_the_Sheep September 30, 2019

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