rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime

I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!

by Topper1966 May 28, 2008

rude-diculous

Something that is both rude and utterly ridiculous.

"I can't repeat those rap lyrics in mixed company because they're so rude-diculous."

by alderac July 30, 2009

ruded

Via BBM. When someone reads a BBM you've sent and doesn't respond.

Mike saw the message I sent and def ruded me. That bastard.

by Andrea Jean May 25, 2011

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

rude dude packa food dude

A term of endearment. Something you call someone as a friendly tease.

Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger.
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!

by SweetPieLover May 26, 2014

rude rick

When someone is sleeping and you out your nutsack on there chin and when they wake up you fart in there face.

I gave my girlfriend a rude Rick two nights ago.

by Rug Doctor March 9, 2016

Rudder Chudder

Receiving mouth to genial intercourse while operating a watercraft

Yo that girl gave me rudder chudder

by The judge 1903 July 2, 2016