ralphitus

Becoming wedged between server racks due to one's obesity.

Remorse suffers from ralphitus, and once was required to remove 90% of a customers rack in order to get free.

by magnus September 15, 2003

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

ralphrim

When You give a rimjob to someome as they are ralphing into the toilet

The best cure for a hangover is a good ralphrim

by chichi09 December 1, 2009

Ralphul

Like "ROFL", rolling on the floor laughing, its how you pronounce "rofl" rofl=ralphul

that was so funny, im ralphuling!!!!

by momo_peach November 21, 2010

ralphthemagician

The myth. The man. The legend.

You know that guy ralphthemagician? He's literally the best person ever. Literally. The best. Ever.

by ralphthemagician November 8, 2013

ralphpression

A very serious disorder you get when you realize you can't date Ralph Macchio. Symptoms may include: crying, fangirling, wishing you had a time machine, and starting a fan page.

I was just diagnosed with ralphpression

by RalphMacchioTrash March 10, 2016

Ralphet

A girl name for Ralph

Ello Ralphet

by Alecca July 18, 2016