the q-tip trick

The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.

Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.

by qtiplover1000 June 16, 2021

fa(da)q

frequently asked dumb ass questions- self explanatory

something every box office should have

person 1: why am i so fat
person 2: well it certainly isn't because of the fact you eat fast food 12 times a week and get the most workout from taking a dump.

^ just one of lifes fa(da)q

by Jbizzlethebyrd July 9, 2010

John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011

Frosted q-tip

Taking cum and giving someone a wet Willy with it.

After Sam came on me I gave him a frosted q-tip with his own cum.

by Tawn June 1, 2023

Coochie q-tips

tampons

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?

by dawgcat November 10, 2010

fuh-q-fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.

"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."

by BestSkeptic July 24, 2008

Q-bit array

An insane oppressor across Wikipedia who reverts any critics for any misconduct. Most likely, they paid for it or just a useful moron.

- Hail Putler Q-bit array!

by Barkingdog June 3, 2023