jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.

“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”

by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018

Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .

by High coyote May 6, 2018

Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

See also :
Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards

I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet

by Halco man August 13, 2018