Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.

Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.

by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

problemo

its a problem no its a problemo

that is a big problemo

by gg no ree May 27, 2019

Face Problem

1. A person with an extreme defective appearance.
2. An unlucky bitch.

Person A : I got hit by a truck yesterday night and got my ass kicked this morning by ma momma for getting a D for my Math. FML.

Person B : Lolololol, face problem.

by AisuKurimu June 1, 2010

problem child

vodka soda

yo, barmaid, I'll have a problem child please.

by pepsi123 December 20, 2010

proclade

To agree ecstatically; assure to the highest degree.

Boss: I believe you are due for a raise.

Employee: I proclade.

by gazooks October 4, 2006

pokle

the epidemy of bad words often used by babies

your such a pokle

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022