Pony 

Tyler Lettieri

Yo I got a group of fine chicks that wanna come chill but Tyler wants to stay home and wack his meat. He's a damn pony!

Pony by rasti man August 4, 2011

Pony 

n: a male acting like a jerk and disrespecting the female that he is in a relationship with. A pony does not have the balls of a real man to step up the game with his girl. He is unstable with his emotions and the signals he sends and is too scared to be a real man. He is the opposite of a stallion.

(1)"This guy is never direct about how he feels and has absolutely no game."

"Ugh, he's such a pony!"

(2) "I didn't have enough courage to tell her how I really feel."

"Damn, you pulled a pony!"

Pony by Noname987 March 31, 2010

dog and pony show

when two or more people or organizations pretend to have a very public grievance with each other in order to create publicity and buzz for their product/service, etc.
Pro wrestling is full of dog and pony act story-lines.

Tito Ortiz made a bunch of rude comments to Ken Shamrock, and Ken lost it and nearly started a fight at the press conference. I know they hate each other, but it's really just a dog and pony show to drum up interest in the fight.

dog and pony show by Fartblossomforyou September 7, 2011

Pony Keg 

A woman with a pertruding abdomin. The pony keg is the female equivalent of the male beer belly.

"She's not pregnant. its just a pony keg".

Pony Keg by irishtoddler July 15, 2009

pony o 

A rubber or elastic hair tie. So named because they are used to put hair into ponytails and they look like o's.

Look at Terry's new pony o. It looks exactly like the ones I got last week!

pony o by don't touch my hair fatass March 17, 2005

Stable Pony 

A cheap Irish bastard...who makes everyone else pay when out on the town usually failing to buy their own beer, cigarettes or anything for that matter. Their only purpose in life is to entertain people with their empty, pointless conversations and actions leading to fist fights or the accumulation of tears shed for their own self loathing.

Stable Pony

Stable Pony by Black Mask October 1, 2010

pony express 

the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.

-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!

pony express by jhubillsixfan March 8, 2005