Point God

A nickname for Chris Paul, one of the best point guards of our time and orchestrators of an offense we have ever seen.

Bro Isiah is better than Chris Paul
Hell no, Point God is better

by SlantBoy February 13, 2021

rat pointing

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle.

(see also "rat pointing London style")

John and Lance enjoyed a hearty bout of rat pointing of a Saturday eve.

by Icy Mike February 7, 2005

heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven

Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.

by suzu June 18, 2014

point blank

An appropriate yet bitchy way of ending a conversation or to state you're dun talking.

"you took L's when you fucked my sister cah now you look stupid honestly you're so dry i wonder why i still stuck around with your 4 inch crusty self. Man can't even keep up after 15 minuetes yet attempts to pull out and spray. lols point blank with your small self"

by diqq_choppaaa069 February 21, 2017

Ab Point

The act of pointing at ones abs with a stern voice while saying any word or phrase.

Henry: (Hot teacher walks by) Hot bitch Ab Point!

George: (At the Lincoln Memorial) Presidential Ab Point!

by JPat123 September 6, 2010

Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.

You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?

by a66spam June 12, 2013

twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.

She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009