Punchline Pirate

An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.

Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.

Punchline Pirate by lenneord January 21, 2009

Power Pirate 

An electronic rock band from Washington, D.C.

Did you see Power Pirate at Fort Reno last night? It was awesome!

Power Pirate by Obama<3Chess July 16, 2009

Kamikaze pirate 

Cuming in your eye during sex

A girl is riding you, she gets off as your going to bust your nut and the jizz gets in your eye. You are a kamikaze pirate

You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate

Kamikaze pirate by Alemahi November 9, 2014

Boot Pirate 

A butt pirate, i.e., a homosexual, in the United Kingdom.

That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.

Boot Pirate by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010

The Pirate Bay 

Made in the year of 2003, The Pirate Bay is the Salvation Army of the internet, as they are a website that allows you to download just about anything, for free.
In April of 2009, the owners of the website were sent to jail for one year, and made pay 3.6 million USD for fines & "damages."
Damages to whom? Well the so-called artists of course! How else would they be able to pay for their private jets?

Guy One: The Pirate Bay is awesome!
Dumbass McAsshole: PIRACY IS BAD! REMEMBER WHAT OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS TOLD US?

The Pirate Bay by A Filthy Communist November 11, 2009

power pirate 

An individual who hijacks freely available powerpoints at airports, libraries, places of work etc and uses them to charge mobile devices, laptops, games consoles etc. at the supplier's expense.

Person A: WTF is this eight-way power board doing plugged into the spare wall socket for the printer? There are seven fucking adaptors hanging off it! Who owns all this shit?!

Person B: Oh, it belongs to Larry. That fucking power pirate is gearing up for the Star Trek conventions and needs all his phasers and shit charged up to battle Klingons around Uranus.

power pirate by Gun Arvidssen January 20, 2009

butt pirate 

person who pilages another mans anus

those two guys are butt pirates

butt pirate by nick swenson May 15, 2003