blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

pirate juice

Poisionous liquid (usually some sort of cleaner) with a skull and crossbones drawn on the bottle.

Loser Kid - Dude, this Pirate Juice is sweeeeeeet.
Kid Two (in background) - Where'd the window cleaner go?

by Hailey Randall May 3, 2005

the reverse pirate

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate

by kaboomer landers November 2, 2003

pirate's glory

When a person has no eyeball, and a penis is inserted into that empty eyeball socket and sperm is ejaculated into the empty space. (aka- having sexual intercourse in ones eye.)

Last night, I gave Jane a pirate's glory.
Another Example: It's like having sex in somebody's empty eyeball socket.

by Marie & Katy December 9, 2008

Pirate Ship

A sexual act in where a woman squats over a mans face and rocks her genitalia and anus back and forth in a pirate ship ride motion.

Yo last night my missus gave me a pirate ship. Her pussy and arrrrse juices covered my face and it tasted damn good!!

by Richie De Bauchery December 29, 2010

Pirate on the hairship

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

by Chad S January 20, 2004

mung pirate

one who sell/trade mung for candy or various drugs(crak,tweak,H, Ebombs)

I bartered with a mung pirate, I gave him pixie sticks.

by turboshef April 28, 2006