Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009
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celluar phone

"Sell you our phone" - An apt mispronunciation or misspelling of cellular phone.
We'll celluar phone for cheap and you'll pay through the nose for service.
by Snezzy December 23, 2011
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Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
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booty phone

A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!

I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
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redneck phone

that phone is as good as a redneck phone
by Mejjk June 24, 2017
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Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
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phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.
by Star Blaster April 29, 2016
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