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phantom shit

The phantom shit is that feeling that you still have to shit when the amount of matter dumped into the bowl clearly indicates that there is no shit left to evacuate from your colon. Much like people who loose limbs can still feel as if the limb is there.
I'll be out in a second, I'm still feeling the phantom shit!
by Imperion September 14, 2005
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phantasm

An orgasm for homosexual men. When self-induced, it most-likely involes unicorns, rainbows, and fairies.
When little Johnny reached his phantasm, his parents kicked him out of the house (His father later died from acohol abuse while his mother jumped into moving traffic.
by PizzleEizzleTizzleEizzleRizzle September 27, 2005
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Phantom

1.(n) An intestinal phoenomenon in which an imminent bowel movement recedes, therfore ceasing its urgency.

2. (n) The self induced withholding of a bowel movement in order to finish something important.
I gave myself a Phantom while watching the end of Ninja Warrior.
by TheOtherSlobad September 27, 2007
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phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick
Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died
by Chosney July 14, 2003
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Phantasy Star Online

The first online RPG to ever grace home video game consoles. Developed by SEGA's Sonic Team in 1999 for the Sega Dreamcast and later Nintendo's Gamecube and Microsoft's XBOX, the game revolutionized online console play by introducing a chat program across multiple continents and languages as well as having the most addictive gameplay ever seen on a system other than PC's. A sequel entitled Phantasy Star Universe is under developement to be released in 2005.
by Jim T. January 5, 2005
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Phantasm

A Phantasic Orgasm

This word is used in explaining the best orgasm you have ever had.
He was so good, I've never has such a phantasm
by Cash November 13, 2004
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Phantom Tax

1.) When somebody busts, but no cum comes out.
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler! Ur so Skibidi, Ur so *phantom tax*! I just wanna be Ur sigma! So freaking come here, and give me Ur Ohio!
by S0L1TVD3 October 13, 2023
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