puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

pffuffenberger

a word that means "put it in my butt baby"

girl: oh oh oh pffuffenberger

by wyb leader February 19, 2010

Pufferie

Name for a place where someone goes to get ones Penis sucked. Can be a place of ill repute or just a Slutty Girls place.

So Dude I here you went over to Michell's Place, she sucked your dick didn't she? That Apartment is a regular Pufferie!

by MadChitter! February 20, 2010

puff a chop

simply go smoke a cigarette

yo u wanna puff a chop?
yea i will smoke a cig

by dabblefest October 25, 2011

Puffernutter

NOUN a term to describe the sexual act of busting a nut in someone's mouth with such propensity that their cheeks balloon outwardly, much like that of a pufferfish.

Q: "Did you see the cheeks on her?"

A: "Yeah, I'd like to give her a puffernutter."

by billebllunt October 5, 2015

Puffadillo

A socially awkward creature. Also known as the SRP when it occurs in human form (Socially Retarded Person).

Plural: Puffadillos, Socially Retarded People

The puffadillo comes from a puffin and an armadillo. The mixture between these two is so complex that it creates a totally socially handicapped creature.

She's as socially awkward as a puffadillo!

by Iareaunikitty July 13, 2016

pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019