Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
by Neutered Chimp February 09, 2021
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Utah Chilli Pepper

A condom that has been coated with chilli powder. This is used mostly for pranks and party favors.
I gave my bro a Utah Chilli Pepper and told him to be smart.
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Alabama Salt and Pepper

When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint
Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper
by Senor Knuckles August 09, 2023
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Pepper Spray Pomosexual

Pepper Spray Pomosexuals is a solidarity movement made up of pomosexual individuals who support and celebrate inclusivity and fight against gatekeeping and exclusion within the LGBT+ community.
Person 1: Are you an inclusionist?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a Pepper Spray Pomosexual.
by Salvageboi March 03, 2023
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Pittsburgh Pepper Spray

Before your girl is about to go down on your love stick (weiner), you sprinkle some household black pepper into your pubic forrest. She then proceeds to suck you off and then sneezes your cum all over, spraying it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you.
Man, I'm still blurry-eyed from that skank the other night! I gave her the fucking pittsburgh pepper spray and she blew my cum in my eyes! It was fucking rad as all shit!
by Mr. Chev May 06, 2008
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persian pepper shaker

Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
by Stevesbrain March 23, 2008
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salt and pepper head

Someone with both dandruff and lice.
Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.
by Brookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 12, 2010
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