Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....

Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.

by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.

"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"

by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017

peitz

Its a german last name that comes from Germany. If you are a Peitz it means you love your god, religion, family, friends, and whatever is very important to you in your life.

Hello Mrs. Peitz how are you today?

by Thetobster101 January 7, 2018

pletzi

Pletzi is another expression for being a lazy cuck

Synonyms: Benedikt

Florian: Have you finished your homework?
Michi: Nah mate, I've been benedikting around like a pletzi

by Dabbinger January 25, 2018

pletzi

Pletzi short for Pletzenauer and is an expression for laziness at work.

Florian: Michi, did you do your homework?
Michi: Oh Fuck! I did a Pletzenauer/Pletzi...

by Dabbinger January 25, 2018