Best pee

Basically your bestie but better its your best pee and best pees are always there for you and they play roblox with you and they match with you so if you dont have a best pee you should get one

"Omg shes my best pee"

by Coilkid January 21, 2021

Pee on You

Pee on you or piss on you was made highly popularized by the song "Pee on You" by Dave Chappelle, in an attempt to characterized R. Kelly's peeing on some young bitches.

"I want to pee on you, piss on you...drip drip drip...pee on you..."

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

Pee Woody

An erection caused by the retention of urine after a long night's sleep. Usually found after a night of drinking. Sometimes causes akward boner's in the morning and contrary to popular belief, it is not advisable to have sex with a pee woody.

Oh man, I wish I could masturbate but this is just a stupid pee woody.

by Jean Guy Rubberboot January 1, 2012

Pee face

Usually said towards people you know(brother, sister, your roblox friend) a pee face is someone who has a pee as a face or pee on their face.

Person#1: Pee face
Person#2: Um I do not

Person#1: Yes you do pee face hehe

by MAMAVORTEX June 18, 2019

Pee Flakes

The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.

Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.

by lsbisme June 30, 2009

sits to pee

when a man sits to pee because it feel right

Donley~ man what is that thing
Tooker~ i dont have a clue but i bet it sits to pee

by tookerdeep September 30, 2013

Pee Kink

I dunno why you'd be looking this up, you weirdo but a pee kink is just like what it sounds. You have a thing for peeing.

"Ew, did you hear that, Michelle has a pee kink"

by What. The. Fork January 30, 2021