titty slap

When a Woman or girl Either purposley or accidently hits you with their breasts, titties ect..
1. Yo, Dat Bitch titty slapped the hell outa me!

2. You Ima Titty slap his ass!
by Bitch-o-matic May 02, 2006
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Titty Fu

(noun) - when a female receives a lap dance from another female and bonus titty lickage takes place

(etymology) - "titty" from Old English for "teat"; "Fu" from Chinese a surname, specifically a female who had gone to Atlanta, received a lap dance, and had her breast licked.
All he wants to see is a little Titty Fu!
by melinda May 06, 2003
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titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.
refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."
by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011
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tough titty

You got a D on your math quiz? Tough titty.
by Anonymous  March 20, 2009
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Orangutan Titties

(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds
"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."
by TonyT.Tiger January 04, 2010
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titty boners

Hard Nipples... that's all, just a retard way of saying that.
Do I really need one of these...

"When I slather her body with a stick of margarine she gets titty boners."
by fastcore June 10, 2008
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titty bounce

1)When one hits a female's tit and the titty bounces.
2)When one hits a female's tit and their hand bounces back.
1)Adele hit Brandie's titty and Brandie's titty bounced.
2)Karah hit Brandie's titty and Brandie's titty bounced back and hit Karah in the face.
by Adele, Karah, Brandie May 26, 2007
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