bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

by Skee Ball January 31, 2008

flirt-bird

A person that flutters around from person to person flirting with them, and trades from person to person like a bird fly's from telephone line to telephone line.

"Liz, you are such a flirt-bird! You're constantly flirting with every guy you talk to!"

by Lizzzers October 23, 2007

Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.

Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.

by Jolly Roger March 26, 2004

Angry birds

The most addicting iPhone game you will ever play. Ever.

I was up for 8 hours straight playing angry birds.

by Syehsreh January 04, 2011

The Biggest Bird

When someone has unspoken rizz, loves kids, and clearly is The Biggest Bird

Cod: Who is the biggest bird
Bod: Me I like kids and I got the rizzler of ozz

by Zeeku January 11, 2023

Baby birding

The art of baby birding requires a liquid, either water or booze, being drank by one individual and spit into another individual's mouth for pleasure and shared enjoyment.

I got so tanked last night. I couldn't refuse a single baby bird. Baby birding gets me everytime.

by Spitfam April 04, 2014

penis bird

A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......

Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?

Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation

The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation

by markunami November 12, 2006