Lazy eye Surprise

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

lazy Tom Brady

To use a rifle mounted grenade launcher (a noob tube) to shoot across a map on an online game and get a random kill.
This is most frequent in the games, Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2, or a real life bad ass.

Damn dude, i fuckin lazy Tom Bradied that shit and got a double kill. that was a good lazy tom brady

by i couldnt find another name January 24, 2010

lazy ass motherfucker

a lazy hoe who eats cornflakes in the corner who never replies to your messages

jessica is such a lazy ass motherfucker i hope she gets stung by a bee on her butthole

by TINGTINGRINGADING December 05, 2017

lazy duck call

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Oh my god, i think that chick just had a lazy duck call.

by Achilles_Punx March 19, 2010

lazy brown eye

common condition. asshole has difficulty staying puckered.

after a night of hard sex carol's asshole kept giving my the lazy brown eye as I continued working her clit.

(can be treated with a slap of a good hard dildo or hand or ice cubes.)

by Macc April 29, 2006

Pro-Active Laziness

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness

Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever

by Darkhorsevru July 05, 2011

Lazy Dog Position

It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."

"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."

by legal.notes October 22, 2009