Facing North

A man who enjoys the sexual company of another man going penis to ass.

Me: “Turns out my boyfriend was gay the whole time.”
My stepdad: “You mean he’s facing North now?!”

by Cow_esperts January 8, 2021

North Haven

North Haven is a small town in the heart of Southern Connecticut. The town is mostly made up of Italians who tend to consume a diet of Longhini sausages. The men of the town love wearing white tank tops, which are commonly referred to as "wife beaters" and the woman wear lots of fake designer such as Foui Vuiton and Fucci. Popular names in the town are Anthony/Tony, Giovanni, Nick/Nico and Matt. Girl names popular in the town are Gina, Gianna, Nicolina, Juliana, Sophia and Alana. Dads in the town are typically plumbers, staunch catholics, and follow rec basketball standings religiously. Many people own pick up trucks and are members of the NRA.

Oh, you are from North Haven?
I wonder if you live in a McMansion with a decrepit boat in your backyard.

by anonymous January 28, 2021

The Deep North

The northern latitudes of Australia. States in the Deep North are generally poorer, hotter, more humid, more conservative, and more prone to cyclones than its more poleward cousins. In the USA, this would be called the Deep South.

A: "I can't believe my fellow Queenslanders voted against gay marriage."
B: "That's what you get when you live in the Deep North."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! September 12, 2013

William north

A small chihuahua who is of Jamaican and English heritage. Loves to bum off everyone and eat peoples fingers. He is also known as ‘the weird kid’. Also loves kids.

That man over there is such a William north.

by ThomasGreen1 July 18, 2023

North ridgeville

A city filled with basic white people who don’t have two brain cells to rub together

Person one: I’m thinking about moving to north ridgeville
Person two: don’t ever go there or you will catch t h e b a s i c D i s e a s e

by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021

Far North!

Something you say to exclaim (when saying "far out" is too racy). Commonly heard in New Zealand classrooms in the 80's.

Jodi, what please come up and show the class how to solve this equation
*trips on glue stick*
Far North!

by Kondrat January 24, 2020

Nipples north

When your are drunk as a mofucker. Pass out on your back.

“Bro, I was so fucked up last night I was nipples north.”

by Ballerstatus01 January 31, 2020