where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.

Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.

where the sun never shines by mandingoe June 15, 2004

eyes never lie 

There is truth in the eyes; one can not lie and look another in the eyes without discomfort

I always wondered why matt closed his eyes when I asked him any questions that required the truth; oh, that's right, the eyes never lie

eyes never lie by bananatoasted May 25, 2013

misfortunes never come singly 

this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.

misfortunes never come singly by Nabeel, January 15, 2008

I'll never wash my cock 

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

I'll never wash my cock by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

you would never guess what happened 

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

you would never guess what happened by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

I ain't never scurred! 

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003

Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this

I ain't never scurred! by lady lynxx April 14, 2009

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by james December 19, 2003