Mustardbating

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.

Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"

by P+V=S March 24, 2010

Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

Muttard

A hybrid of the word mutt and retard

Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?

by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019

mustardayonaise

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.

I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

mutard

Someone who is very grotesque in a appearance.

"Check that mutard."

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Yellow Mustarding

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.

Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.

by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021