When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

One of a group of usually parallel scratches engraved in muscles by a barbell or other exercise agent.
by 476+21 November 7, 2022

by MrBarv August 1, 2022

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut
by Notorious-r.o.g. March 1, 2022

by im so unknown September 8, 2016
