Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!
by Sparkle-muffin June 06, 2024
A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.
This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
by KnightsHelm April 01, 2017
When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
by alexb934 February 18, 2014
by 100010001 April 14, 2016
That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.
by 100010001 June 01, 2016
To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
by rob-not-bob September 06, 2014