Puppet Mouth

A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.

'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'

by jez1974 December 31, 2009

Potty Mouth

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob in a port’ o-potty

“Hey did you hear”
“Hear what”
“Taylor has fucking potty mouth”

by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019

cock mouth

were the mouth looks good enough to fit a nice size dick in it

My girl has a cock mouth

by Chico December 8, 2004

dead mouth

n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.

1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.

2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".

3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!

by Kate B. & Andrew B. June 25, 2005

Back Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis only reaches the back of the mouth & doesn't ever enter the throat. This could be due to the penis being too short or the girl refusing to take it deeper.

"She's terrible at blow jobs... She tried to give me head, but she refused to deep throat me, I got some 'back mouth' at best!"

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

Sack Mouth

When you suffocate someone using your nutsack. (Picture the way a small child looks when they put a plastic bag over their head and breath in.)

If that bitch/ screaming child doesn't shut up, I'm gonna give her/it sack mouth.

by Snake Mittens January 30, 2010

Mouth Jizz

1. Words
2. Spit
3. Jizz

1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012