Moose

1. To become inebriated.
2. To have sex.

1.
"Moosin' on the moose juice."
"Dude, you were moosed like a caboose."
"Once the moose is loose, you can't goose the noose."
"Hey man, don't be a moose noose."
2.
"I moosed that papoose like a zeus moose."

by Devin Conathan December 27, 2004

Moose

a weapon in counterstrike

i got the moose....do you?

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Moose

A tall hansome hot af guy from Canada

Kathryn: Fuck Moose is so hot omg
Lucy: Ummmmmm who is Moose??
Jasmin: I think she's talking about the new guy from Canada
Kathryn: Hell yeah I am

by Jasmina .R July 26, 2018

Moose

A male's sperm. OR, moosed, the action of cumming.

There was a lot of moose in the bathroom stall.

When Tina walked by, Jon moosed in his jeans!

by fir3wing August 30, 2011

MOOSE

The name of a person that you've met before a dozen times, but you forget their name, and when you ask someone that knows his name, they exploit your forgetfulness, by giving you a most ridiculous wrong name.

I remember meeting him before at Adam's bachelor party, but I forgot his name.

Oh, that's MOOSE.

by SovietTugBoat May 03, 2010

Moose

The host of Noggin.
The Chad of all Moose

Moose: It's gonna be a fantastic day!
Kids: (let's play!)
Moose: Everybody Shout Hooray!
Kids: (Hooray!)
Moose: I'm using my Noggin Today!
Kids: (Oh Yeah!)
Moose: I'm Using My Noggin Today!

by WaterSun December 22, 2019

Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.

The Moose is a stupid dickhead.

by IHateMoose July 28, 2017