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Beer Monster

1. A guy who drinks lots and falls over every available free moment.

2. The evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then shits in your mouth before leaving.
Also wipes all your memory of the previous night.

By either definition, he's a cunt and you spend all your time apologising for him.
1. I have never seen Rob sober, the guy's a complete Beer Monster.

2. I need to go into town, the Beer Monster stole all my money, <vomits>, maybe later...
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Swamp Monster

When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!

guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?

guy one: yeah..shitzilla
by leemo20 September 5, 2009
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pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.
Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.
by Al March 29, 2005
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rock monster

one willing to do any thang possible and sometimes not to obtain crack.
Don't leave your house unlocked or the rock monsters will clean it out.
by Slow Dragon February 17, 2004
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Blue Monster

A energy drink made by the company monster, blue is the best and lo-carb. I could not live without it.
Dang Jake-Up and Su-Rah really love blue monster.
by Jake-Upp July 13, 2009
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To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis
by A2K February 18, 2003
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The New Jersey Monster

Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.

It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!

It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS

It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!

It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.

It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,

it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA

It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.

and he's gonna get YOU

RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
Guy:OMFG It's the New Jersey Monster
Other Guy: Duh, it's 300 miles tall.
by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004
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