monkey's wedding

when it is raining and the sun is shinning

it's a monkey's wedding outside

by Jade Bezuidenhout January 1, 2007

Monkey Shot

When u cum in ur hand and throw it at the person your were fucking

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Fucking the Monkey

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009

Monkeychops

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

Monkeychunk

A palm-sized piece of excrement, firm in consistency and suitable for throwing.

Looking down into the toilet, Nancy beamed with pride at the monkeychunk she'd just pinched and in a primal moment, wished she were in the primate house at the zoo.

by URallabunchofidiots June 23, 2018

Liquid Monkey

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.

Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

Sub-Monkey

Noun: Sub-Monkey

Derogatory term - Someone with a lower evolutionary status and mental capacity than a monkey.

Commonly used within the sentence "you knuckle dragging sub-monkey".

by Drew Smith1 February 17, 2009