beast monger

Someone who has an extremely unattractive significant other.

"Did you see {insert name here}'s girlfriend? He's turned into a complete beast monger!!"

by David Jones September 21, 2005

Thrush Monger

When a women has really bad thrush to the extent that it smell worse then a fish mongers shop

Dan "I nearly fucked Jenny last night"

Ben "Oh Yeah, what happened"

Dan "She pulled her panties down but it smelled so bad I nearly puked"

Ben "She sounds like a right Thrush Monger"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

jargon monger

someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart.

teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.

student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.

by foresaken_tar_shed April 4, 2011

dichter monger

A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.

You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)

by marblecollector July 28, 2012

biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014

chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016