A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout
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Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia
You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike
by MichiganMike January 4, 2025
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Get the Michigan Rapper mug.the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games
me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
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me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!
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by DayBed July 31, 2025
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The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
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Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
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Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
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