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masturbation roladex

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
by choug October 13, 2006
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Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher
After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.
by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009
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masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.
I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.
by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016
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Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard
i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose
by MMBBHH July 9, 2016
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Madsturbation

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.
Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.
by Yeetdab June 11, 2017
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Masturbationer

A man that camps on a roof and has a girl steam profile pic
The insult often used by salty victims
Star is a stupid masturbationer
by TehChanMan September 4, 2017
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Maxturbating

The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.
Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!
by DutchHypeBeast June 12, 2018
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